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George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

George Carlin: You Are All Diseased George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

“You Are All Diseased” is a live broadcast stand-up special with legendary comedian George Carlin recorded on February 6, 1999 at the Beacon Theater in New York City. This time Carlin aggressively goes on about subjects such as airport security, angels, germs, men, names, cigars, children and parents, religion, advertising and small minorities.

George Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was a famous American stand-up comedian as well as a social critic, actor and author. Carlin won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums. He is well-known for his black humor and for his speciality in social and political commentary with nihilistic observations about people and religion.

He expressed his thoughts on religion, politics, psychology, and numerous taboo subjects. Carlin was an atheist and criticized the idea of God. He was also known for his great knowledge and use of the English language. Carlin’s notorious “Seven Dirty Words” comedy routine was part of a radio censorship case that ended up at the U.S. Supreme Court in 1978. The purpose was to regulate “indecent material” on the public airwaves.

Released in 1999
Directed by Rocco Urbisci
Written by George Carlin
Starring George Carlin

Quotes for You Are All Diseased

“In the bullshit department, a businessman can’t hold a candle to a clergyman. Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. I gotta tell you the truth. When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest! Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story every told.”

“Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man, living in the sky who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these 10 things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever till the end of time… But he LOVES YOU.”

“I honestly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man. No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this.”

George Carlin: You Are All Diseased George Carlin: You Are All Diseased